The guy beside me uses hand sanitizer a lot. I feel kind of dirty now. I use it when I get here. I should probably use it a hell of a lot more, especially if I go out and get more to drink during the day. Hrm. I thought he might be obsessive compulsive, but then it occurred to me that HE was doing it right. This is likely why he doesn’t get a cold if someone looks at him sternly.
10
Oct
sanitize
10
Oct
and now, a clip
This is from one of my top five favorite movies. One of the five movies I could watch every day for the rest of my life. This, also, reflects how I’m feeling at the ol’ office today.
The movie, “Haiku Tunnel” was loathed or loved. It just made Josh Kornbluth my hero. In this movie, we share so many similarities, it’s scary.
(Photo by Tom Hindman — Charleston Daily Mail)
God has a funny way of getting even with people sometimes. Like in Kanawha County, W.Va. In Kanawha County, they passed a countywide smoking ban in bars and people freaked out, including this bar abve, the Black Hawk Saloon.
Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I’m against governmental-type smoking bans. If you own a bar and you want to open the bar as a nonsmoking bar, that’s your choice. In fact, I’ll probably go to your bar more than I’d go to the other guy’s. However, when nonelected boards of people start making nanny state decisions about my health, I get a little annoyed. I’m a grownup. I know what’s going to happen to me in that bar. If you want people to smoke in your bar, awesome. That’s your right as a business owner. I support your right to choose. I also support my right to not go to your bar.
(But that’s another lengthy discussion … one that would likely harken back to my dark, dark and entirely evil affiliation with The Center for Consumer Freedom. You can scroll through the archives to learn more about that one.)
However, in scrolling through the headlines back home today, I came across this gem.
Bar that defied smoking ban damaged in blaze
Doh. This bar was one of the most vocal critics of the smoking ban in Kanawha County and openly let people smoke in there. The fact that they went up in smoke is just one of the most cruel coincidences I’ve ever seen. That God. He knows how to have a good laugh.
Yeah, be on the lookout for the morbidly obese guy wearing a Playboy bunny hat. I’d start by checking out the local pizzerias or O’Charley’s.
FBI seeks help in catching ‘Playboy Bandit’
He even has a name … Sigh. He sort of reminds me of Grimace, but he isn’t purple. If he was purple, case solved.
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(Provided I get to GO home from work tonight, more in a live report.)
06
Oct
i’ve seen the future
This … is likely going to be me when I reach old age.
Animal shelter takes in 86 cats seized from Battlement Mesa residence
I know how this starts. You have two. Then you figure, “Well, three wouldn’t be much more work than two,” and then, “Well, now that I’ve got three, four’s just gravy,” and then “Well, six would be good because it’s an even number,” and then the next thing you realize, you’re 14 cats away from the Century Club.
I direct your attention to this post from today’s FamousDC:
If I didn’t have a day job, I’d be all over this. I’d be there every single day for two weeks. Every single day!!
05
Oct
shameless.
Tonight at 8 p.m., it’s this week’s edition of Happy Hour — The Show That Never Ends on Radio360Talk.com!
Seeing as how I just got back from West Virginia and had to run out to buy a replacement keyboard for my co-host’s laptop … we’re cutting it close. But, up tonight:
* A stack of news ….
Aaaand that’s about all I can offer. However, I can promise that it’ll be something you’re interested in, you know? We’re good for that.
You can give us a call at (956) 790-8255 or shoot me a message in the ol’ chatterbox to the right!
And visit our Web page — www.theshowthatneverends.com — and join in the fun in our chat room!
02
Oct
brilliant.
Man, this is beautiful. This … is brilliant.
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02
Oct
who’s in?
I have my card ready. You can get your own at Palinbingo.com.
Let’s not even kid ourselves. This isn’t a debate. This is like watching NASCAR or hockey. You’re only tuning in to see carnage.
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