In short, my adventure with the Maryland Motor Vehicle Administration can be described as three hours and six people. First, because I’m a known and convicted procrastinator, it’s my fault that I waited until 16 days after my West Virginia license expired before even attempting to really get my Maryland one. It’s also my fault [...]

I don’t mind putting this out here: It took me four tries to get a learner’s permit in West Virginia. For the absolute life of me, I couldn’t pass that stupid written test. I knew how to drive. I could drive with no problems at all. But I couldn’t … pass … the test. I [...]