That’s the video for “Karma Chameleon,” for those of you who may be in your 20s. When I was a kid, we didn’t have MTV in my hometown. In fact, I’m not even sure we had more than basic cable in my hometown until I was in my teens. That didn’t stop me from getting [...]

Rick Pitino defiant in cross-examination I don’t care what’s happened. Your dog could have been run over. You could have been fired. You could have been evicted. You could have been dumped, or found out your spouse is a dirty cheating whore. You could have been hit by a bus and left in a full [...]

From the Titans Insider blog at the Tennessean: Jeff Fisher has managed to keep his sense of humor, even if running back Chris Johnson has been testing his patience. On Tuesday the Titans coach said he didn’t realize Johnson recently said he wanted a new contract with $30–40 million in guarantees. “So would I,’’ Fisher [...]

So, remember a couple of weeks back when I told you it was your cigarettes today and your McChicken tomorrow? It’s not your McChicken. It’s worse. It’s potentially threatening to a huge charity event that’s been just fine without any sort of quasi-governmental oversight for the last 12 years. That’s right, kids. The Kanawha-Charleston Health [...]

… Arnold Jackson probably had the Worst. Wife. Ever. Via RadarOnline: Gary Coleman’s death was not the result of an accident – that’s what his ex manager Dion Mial believes. In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Mial said: “I wholeheartedly believe there was foul play here.” You know, I can’t believe anybody would think that. [...]

Via TMZ (second only to The Onion as America’s finest news source): Ben Roethlisberger was handing out shots and dancing to Miley Cyrus before he allegedly raped a young woman in a Milledgeville nightclub back in March — and the party was all caught on tape. … Dancing to Miley Cyrus. Ben, I was really [...]

About five minutes to airtime. I really can’t believe I’m sitting here, in person, watching something I’ve wanted to see since I was a child. Fellow nerds, I’m at the Super Bowl. Posted with WordPress for BlackBerry.

This blog post is brought to you by headline writers after my own heart. While not as spectacular as “Spitzer’s 2nd Coming,” it’s a solid effort.

Naked man stabs woman on Charleston’s West Side You know, maybe if I ever end up back in Charleston, W.Va., (I know, I know … I’ve said never, but never is a good way of having your plans changed for you.) I think I’ll have a much deeper appreciation for it the second time around [...]

(metro.co.uk) Wow. OK. I’m going to need to pop an extra Klonopin tonight (with a vodka chaser) to go to sleep after seeing this picture, but I can’t not tell the general populace about what’s arguably the best business idea I’ve ever heard. Evil Clown hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face [...]