(via phone) Me: So, is it wrong that I’m driving back from Silver Spring and I pass all of these people standing in front of my building holding signs for Michael Jackson for County Executive and I may vote for him on principle? Just because I want to be able to say I voted for [...]

(via Google Talk) Me: we don’t need the Vault Me: is the Vault still even open? Ann: NO! Me: WHAT?! Me: hahahahaha Ann: my birthday bash fundraiser shenanigan was the last thing there Me: What happened to it? Ann: and they were like calling tyrone in the middle of it Ann: didn’t have TP and [...]

(via Google Talk) J: Why does Roasters suddenly smell like sulfur???? Me: Weird! Me: I don’t get that at all J: I mean seriously, I was getting into a groove here. Listening to James Taylor on Pandora, got my tea, and now the smell of rancid farts. Awesome. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH J: You are welcome to [...]

(via text message) Me: Area woman flipping channels and disgusted with herself for pausing on “You’ve Got Mail.” Known Associate: AOL? Really? Me: It didn’t last long. It was like as soon as I became self-aware, I found a show on A&E about murder.

I noticed as I leaned over to answer the phone a couple of minutes ago that I’ve got quite a little standoff going on with my desk accessories. It seems Domo is keeping an eye on the Ben Roethlisberger Pez dispenser, which probably isn’t a bad idea. He’s not to be trusted. Ben is watching [...]

(via Google Talk) J: um, yeah, sure, whatever helps you sleep at night… Me: Klonopin, sister Me: that’s what helps me sleep at night J: hahaha

(via Google Talk) Me: she also looks like the kind of woman who would break a bottle of Bud Light over your head Michael: You don’t think Rolling Rock? Me: no, definitely Bud Light Me: LOOK AT HER! Me: she’s not drinking Red Stripe Michael: Poor child

… I love animals. They’re delicious.

Good Monday morning. I’m back at it after a trip to the Northern Panhandle (or mid-Ohio Valley if you’re my former boss) and trying to get started. Always hard to get back into the swing of it all after being away. Bob Huggins sends his regards.

www.nataliedee.com *Steps up to microphone* Hey, y’all. I wish I could come up with some kind of really elaborate excuse about why I haven’t blogged. I can’t. I was telling Lee the other day that I just can’t write on command. I have to feel inspired to write about something. I have to have some [...]