You’ve had a better week than this guy

Rick Pitino defiant in cross-examination I don’t care what’s happened. Your dog could have been run over. You could have been fired. You could have been evicted. You could have been dumped, or found out your spouse is a dirty cheating whore. You could have been hit by a bus and left in a full [...]

RIP, Lou.

So, while I was keeping it Prince George’s real at Shoppers, Known Associate e-mails a post from Twitter telling me Lou was gone. James Gammon (Lou Brown from ‘Major League’) Passes Away at 70 My reply, via e-mail, was “Sigh. Officially depressed.” And, seriously, I am. This movie is in the top five (or six, [...]

Jeff Fisher is my kind of coach

From the Titans Insider blog at the Tennessean: Jeff Fisher has managed to keep his sense of humor, even if running back Chris Johnson has been testing his patience. On Tuesday the Titans coach said he didn’t realize Johnson recently said he wanted a new contract with $30–40 million in guarantees. “So would I,’’ Fisher [...]

From the Department of Irony

… ooooor until the NCAA shows up. The NCAA showing up puts a damper on that whole “forever” concept. Fail.

Now, I really am judging you, Ben

Via TMZ (second only to The Onion as America’s finest news source): Ben Roethlisberger was handing out shots and dancing to Miley Cyrus before he allegedly raped a young woman in a Milledgeville nightclub back in March — and the party was all caught on tape. … Dancing to Miley Cyrus. Ben, I was really [...]

In NFL draft news, Jacque goes to Titans

On the eve of the 2010 NFL draft, it’s with a heavy, yet hopeful, heart I announce that I’ve been traded from the six-time World Champion Pittsburgh Steelers to the Tennessee Titans for a PEZ dispenser, an unused bowling ball, $2.37 and a player to be named later. I was traded two days after the [...]

NFL playoff headline win: New York Post

I know I’ve said it before, but every single time I think I’ve loved the New York Post as much as I possibly could, they do something to take it up just a little bit more. (And, if you’d actually like to check out today’s story by Mark Cannizzaro, I highly recommend it.) So, if [...]

A little something for the Redskins fans

Can’t you objectively take a step back and say, “You know, things are bad, but that guy’s had it much, much worse”? Because upon further reflection, this is my vote for your next head coach. If I’m going to live here amongst you (and I do love you all, I really do — you’re not [...]

I trust this standalone ‘stache

(newsday.com) In a phone call today with Jacksonville reporters, Tennessee Titans Head Coach Jeff Fisher addressed … the Towel issue. Yes, that Towel issue. From a transcript posted at TitansOnline.com: Q: I assume you don’t believe in the jinx of the Terrible Towel either? A: “Actually one of my comments at that event was regarding [...]

Dear LenDale White …

Dear LenDale: Hey! It’s me. Jacque. You may remember me from picking you (well, and dropping you today) in her fantasy football league draft. No? OK. Well, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, I’m writing you today on behalf of Tennessee Titans fans everywhere. (I know one pretty well, and he’s really effin’ pissed off, man.) See, [...]