the 2009 Weblog awards

Thanks to two of my favorite bloggers and dear friends, I’ve been nominated in two three (!) categories for this year’s 2009 Weblog awards. I’ve been nominated in the categories of “Best Individual Blogger” and “Best Humor Blog” and “Best Diarist.” I’m putting this hot dose of shameless self-promotion out so you can help me [...]

A Team Fury project: An APB on MPMW

For those of you who may not have been around last winter, the woman in the picture above is known only to us as Mega Pissy Metro Woman. I wrote about her last March because I was absolutely riveted watching her ride the train every morning. I hate public transportation, but this woman not only [...]

So, me and a Russian walk into a bar

All credit to Google for acting much faster than I ever expected, but this morning, apparently the “ZOMG ALL YOUR BASES BELONG TO GOW” warning that Googs leveled upon the site is gone. That means everything should be back to normal, whatever that means around these parts.

Technical difficulties

If you see this, know we’ve got big problems. Chiefly that all of you using PCs just need to stop using PCs and accept that with a Macintosh, these things don’t happen. I’m working on finding the source of the malicious coding, and hope to have it all back up soon. Thanks for your patience.

Hang in there, y’all

see more Lolcats and funny pictures I’m having some back-end server issues, but things are somewhat shaking out. Sigh. Just a tremendous pain in the ass that I have these problems about every two or three months. They’re working on it, so it should shake itself out. Until then, I hope you’re patient. … You [...]

A healthy dose of Zzz … Zzz … Zzz …

I don’t know what it is about today, but I cannot — for the life of me — get moving. It may be the weekend spent with my parents that was wonderful and exhausting at the same time. (When you live in D.C., you tend to ignore all of those monument things down on the [...]

This is the last 24 hours of my life

I’d like to thank you all for your patience and your e-mails about the site. It’s been a hell of a process. I don’t think I fully realized what I was getting myself into when I thought, “Hey, I can recode this! I’m smart.” I’m … a n00b, as the computer-savvy kids say. But, anyway, [...]

It’s like FARK knows me …

Law offices in Alaska and West Virginia, maybe?

Blog: A wake up call for Generation X?

Nashville blogger Jason Reese has put up an amazing post about the death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett in the same day. He talks about how a writer for The Associated Press wants to lay at our feet the notion we’re a crushed generation because our heroes (so to speak) are dying and we’re [...]

girlofwords: Now illegal on state property!

Dear State of West Virginia, I learned today that you’ve blocked me at the Capitol Complex in Charleston. A good friend of mine and faithful reader e-mailed me to tell me when she went to pull up my blog today, and it’s now blocked as an entertainment site. (Like Perez Hilton or TMZ.) She said [...]