For the love of all that’s holy, this idiot has been arrested again. For the same thing. I’m not trying to play God or anything, but it’s probably time to just let him go to the Krylon factory in the sky. I’d not even bother with arresting him anymore. You could achieve the same result [...]

www.toothpastefordinner.com Of all of the things to go to jail for selling on the black market, you pick the one thing that’s going to be obsolete in five years? Postal Clerk Admits $600,000 Stamp Theft When I started to write, I tried to think of the last time I bought a roll of stamps, and [...]

I’ve said a million times that I truly believe everything you need to know about life can be learned from Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler.” You gotta know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away, know when run. You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table, [...]

On any given day, I can think of about a dozen reasons I’m glad I don’t live on Long Island, but in light of D.C.’s own mass transit issues of late, this one was especially disturbing. LIRR engineer accused of letting passenger drive train Yes. You read that correctly. Let a passenger drive the train. [...]

Really, people should look up to this guy as the ultimate model for how to act like an entitled dumbass: (komonews.com) Now, at this point, this isn’t a new story, really. We’ve seen this kind of behavior a thousand times. Someone gets hosed at a drive-thru and you feel the need to rant and scream [...]

I’m going to take a break from mourning Michael Jackson to continue to point out that Mark Halburn is a hopeless pathological liar. In my spam queue, I have this: Now, in case you can’t read that because it’s small, I’ll help you out with this one: Hrm … You know, I checked, and there’s [...]

(nataliedee.com) This is how you know you made it, y’all. I got hate mail. Now, granted this guy didn’t have the testicular fortitude to address me on his own, but, hey, whatever. It’s just as awesome, nonetheless. (This is also a plug to buy the t-shirt … it’s especially relevant now!) Without further ado, from [...]

Dear State of West Virginia, I learned today that you’ve blocked me at the Capitol Complex in Charleston. A good friend of mine and faithful reader e-mailed me to tell me when she went to pull up my blog today, and it’s now blocked as an entertainment site. (Like Perez Hilton or TMZ.) She said [...]

(Names have been changed to protect the douchebag person involved.) I’ve really wrestled with how to do this post. I’ve started it a couple of times, went to something else, came back, started again. Maybe I’m overthinking it. Maybe it would just be better if I let the words flow without much thought as to [...]

So, let me bring you up to speed. The Pride of Putnam County finally found my blog. Well, OK. Maybe not really. “John” (PutnamJohnny@gmail.com) has found my blog. He says he’s a neighbor and he doesn’t even know Mark Hallburn. Really? Earlier this week, the headlines on Putnam County’s only “green” news source trumpeted this [...]