“Ok. It’s Ladies Night Out w/ Tyler tonight. I gotta shower, hit the drug store for a free squirt of Axe and then pick em up.” — Ladies’ man extraordinaire Tyler Hollywood, via Google Chat

“I also noticed he inverted “JB” to the bitter end, because nothing says ‘classy journalist’ like fellatio humor. … His nicknames smack of the cleverness of fan signs at a wrestling show.” — the one MG, on something that needs little explanation if you’re a regular reader

Me: How are you? Ashlea: Good. Getting drunk after work I think. Ashlea: It’s my new Zoloft. Ashlea: LOL Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA