(via Google Talk) Me: we don’t need the Vault Me: is the Vault still even open? Ann: NO! Me: WHAT?! Me: hahahahaha Ann: my birthday bash fundraiser shenanigan was the last thing there Me: What happened to it? Ann: and they were like calling tyrone in the middle of it Ann: didn’t have TP and [...]

(via Google Talk) J: Why does Roasters suddenly smell like sulfur???? Me: Weird! Me: I don’t get that at all J: I mean seriously, I was getting into a groove here. Listening to James Taylor on Pandora, got my tea, and now the smell of rancid farts. Awesome. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH J: You are welcome to [...]

(via Google Talk) Me: I just saw an ad for “Conflict-free diamonds and eco-friendly gold” J: Awesome Me: If I ever have an occasion to receive an engagement ring again, I’d like actual elves to die for it. J: hahahahahaha

“Dude on the metro has a mohawk and mutton chops. Figure THAT one out. Also, if anyone’s curious, I’m running late.”

… ooooor until the NCAA shows up. The NCAA showing up puts a damper on that whole “forever” concept. Fail.

I found this as I was enjoying a chocolate chip cookie from Subway. And as I chewed on this delicious, soft chocolate chip cookie — subsequently hating myself for caving to temptation — this beam of light rained on me from the sky and suddenly, I didn’t feel as guilty.

“He looked like ECW back bencher Blue Meanie today, and had been to DQ.”

… I love animals. They’re delicious.

McDonald’s Customer Crawls Through Drive-Thru for Fish Sandwich You know, I don’t even have to post the YouTube of the jingle. It’s in your head already. Just from thinking about it.

A huge tip of the hat to my very good friend Economic Friction for delivering this to me yesterday via e-mail. A picture that immediately had me doubled over in the kind of laughter that comes from completely inappropriate things. Really, Disney? Old Yeller Dog Food? So, if I follow the logic, you feed this [...]