Today’s pick: People who get busted for DUI on riding lawnmowers. Man on lawnmower during beer run charged with DUI Oh, it’s almost like Christmas. He was busted … for DUI … on a riding mower … on a beer run. For this, I dedicate a song to 49-year-old Dennis Cretton of Belleville, Ill. The [...]

The other night, we were thinking around the house about things that are never not funny, and Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” series on MSNBC ranked pretty high. A few nights ago, MSNBC was showing back-to-back episodes of “Predator Raw” and I sat in bed and laughed harder than I had in [...]