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		<title>In which someday I mold a young mind</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, so a little false advertising here. That&#8217;s not my fetus. Loooooord, that&#8217;s not my fetus. Could you imagine the live team panic if that was, in fact, my fetus? There would be fetus panic along the entire eastern seaboard. This, again, for those of you just joining us, is NOT my fetus. It&#8217;s my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Oh, Jacque &#8230;&#8217; (Vol. 11)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[nataliedee.com Want to submit a question? Enter it in the Formspring.me box to your upper right, and I’ll include it in a future installment. All questions are completely anonymous. First, I should apologize for not checking the Formspring website sooner. For some reason, it&#8217;s not dropping e-mail to me when I receive a question, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In which I make informed voting choices</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(via phone) Me: So, is it wrong that I&#8217;m driving back from Silver Spring and I pass all of these people standing in front of my building holding signs for Michael Jackson for County Executive and I may vote for him on principle? Just because I want to be able to say I voted for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear RaptorJesus &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I do not have it in me to be without electricity another 24 or so hours &#8230; I just don&#8217;t. I realize this is totally an &#8220;advantaged white person&#8221; kind of fear, but people who love me know my idea of roughing it is pretty much a 3-star or less acquired through a rare Priceline [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In which Ann describes business climate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(via Google Talk) Me: we don&#8217;t need the Vault Me: is the Vault still even open? Ann: NO! Me: WHAT?! Me: hahahahaha Ann: my birthday bash fundraiser shenanigan was the last thing there Me: What happened to it? Ann: and they were like calling tyrone in the middle of it Ann: didn&#8217;t have TP and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;ve had a better week than this guy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rick Pitino defiant in cross-examination I don&#8217;t care what&#8217;s happened. Your dog could have been run over. You could have been fired. You could have been evicted. You could have been dumped, or found out your spouse is a dirty cheating whore. You could have been hit by a bus and left in a full [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Telecommuting has its drawbacks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(via Google Talk) J: Why does Roasters suddenly smell like sulfur???? Me: Weird! Me: I don&#8217;t get that at all J: I mean seriously, I was getting into a groove here. Listening to James Taylor on Pandora, got my tea, and now the smell of rancid farts. Awesome. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH J: You are welcome to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to survive: Urban power fail edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, on Sunday afternoon, I watched a thunderstorm come at me from the Ikea. (And not just a trail of hipsters moving inexpensive, solid furniture out by the truckload.) This was some of the freakiest stuff I&#8217;ve seen in my time in Prince George&#8217;s, which is really friggin&#8217; saying something. There was a tornado warning, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlofwords.com/?p=3742</link>
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		<title>RIP, Lou.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, while I was keeping it Prince George&#8217;s real at Shoppers, Known Associate e-mails a post from Twitter telling me Lou was gone. James Gammon (Lou Brown from &#8216;Major League&#8217;) Passes Away at 70 My reply, via e-mail, was &#8220;Sigh. Officially depressed.&#8221; And, seriously, I am. This movie is in the top five (or six, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Raw Hamburger Incident of 1991</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It rained here for a couple of days. Hard. It started last night and kept going through today, soaking me as I walked to grab the bus for work. As I stood along U.S. 1 waiting for the bus to make its way to me, I had a really vivid flashback of what later became [...]]]></description>
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