For the love of all that’s holy, this idiot has been arrested again. For the same thing. I’m not trying to play God or anything, but it’s probably time to just let him go to the Krylon factory in the sky. I’d not even bother with arresting him anymore. You could achieve the same result [...]
I’ve known about this for weeks, but had to keep it under my hat until it was released. But, since the story appeared in Sunday’s Wheeling News-Register, I think I’m in the clear. Congratulations to my little (yet taller than me) sister Ashlea for being selected for this year’s class to be inducted into the [...]
div#main{overflow:visible;} I’m not sure how I missed “Home Movies” on its first go-round. I’m just sorry I did.
I got this story in my e-mail box last night, but I didn’t get around to reading it until today, and I thought, “What a great poll that can either unite, or divide, all of us.” Wawa vs. Sheetz: Isn’t That Convenient (Both So Awesome, but You Must Choose) My friends know in which camp [...]
(An occasional series of photos where I allow desk mascot and trusty companion Bacon Sandwich to weigh in on the day’s events.) It’s been a really, really long, but very rewarding, week. I’ve had some extra things going on at work that have been fantastic, but keep me here later than normal. I’ve made it [...]
Dear Lexington, Mass., surfer, If eating a McChicken is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. Ever. Mmm. Tasty. Love, Jacque
Apparently, my office has a wicked lunch bandit in its Virginia operations. Sadly, my friend Michael had to learn this one the hard way. A hard, and hungry way. M: WTF?! Who the hell steals and drinks a Slim-Fast shake?! M: They’re not appetizing. There was actual food other people left in there in the [...]
OK, I may be late to the game on this, but it’s pretty awesome nonetheless. Free Papa John’s pizza on Wednesday … if you own a Camaro So, friends and readers, round up your Camar0-drivin’ friends and eat for free. Oh, and in the interest of full disclosure, I actually for a minute thought KITT [...]
You tell me what’s not to love about this? This says “America” if I ever saw anything that ever said “America.” It’s two fried chicken breast pieces, two kinds of cheese and bacon. You can read more about it (and vote on it, actually) at The Huffington Post. h/t: Economic Friction, who advises me this [...]
Wing Zone wants all fans to be prepared for the upcoming season. Especially those of us who live in College Park. Home of the University of Maryland. Not “Maryland University” as the Wing Zone schedule tells you. There’s no Maryland University. Oops. But best of luck this year to Maryland University. I eagerly anticipate your [...]




