Sigh. Eliot, I had such hope for you. The day the New York Post blared the breaking news headline that you were Client No. 9, I actually yelled, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” at my desk.
You let me down, man. You let me down.
But you know what? I’m willing to look past that. Turns out, most of New York State is, too.
New Yorkers prefer disgraced ex. Gov. Eliot Spitzer to David Paterson, Marist poll finds
Wow, David Paterson. How much are you saying, “FML,” right now? Fifty-one percent of New Yorkers would rather have an emotionally bankrupt egomaniac in charge than you. Well done, sir. Well done.
(Bonus!!! Caption contest in the comments. Winner get something fun out of my pile of graft!!)
Popularity: 1% [?]
“…and then she said ‘for $100 you can put it THIS FAR in. but that’s IT! and no thrusting!!’ So I gave her $50 and she licked my toes. It was awesome.”
Well, she asked for a stack of money “this” thick. I offered her a stack of money “that” thick. Then I called John Edwards. He said, “whatever the size of the stack, make sure it’s 50s and not 20s. It’s all taxpayer money, right?”
“It was just the tip, honey. You’re my wife. I’d never lie to you. It was just the tip.”
“…and I had three options on my plate. Give illegal immigrants drivers licenses, let AIG off the hook or sleep with a whore. I missed the right decision by thismuch.”
At the top of the charts in New York. “Love Client Number 9″
“Of course I had to go to a prostitute. Have you seen the size of my unit?”
“This is why they prefer me Governor Paterson. The size of your penis is as impressive as my hair line.”
Well played, Fury Blogger, well played
TY TW, TY – LOL
I can’t resist the opportunity to have an entire conversation with abbreviations.