This is how you know you made it, y’all. I got hate mail.
Now, granted this guy didn’t have the testicular fortitude to address me on his own, but, hey, whatever. It’s just as awesome, nonetheless.
(This is also a plug to buy the t-shirt … it’s especially relevant now!)
Without further ado, from Putnam County’s leading source of news and information … my first real piece of hate mail (from someone who isn’t brave enough to take me on himself.)
Putnam County Doesn’t Care About GOW
An open letter to “GOW:”
We don’t care what you think. You’ve never been a reporter, just a copy editor. Now you’re a fluff “Entertainment Editor” in another part of the country. We don’t care what your phony “radio announcer” thinks. We don’t care what Lee in Kentucky thinks, and we don’t care what some sunshine state chick thinks.
Putnam County didn’t have daily local news coverage until PutnamLIVE.com, and it didn’t have any reporters with the gonads to call out our sham politicians for their stupidity and hypocrisy.
If you had a 24-hour Walmart built across the street from your house, you’d be raising hell louder than Mark Hallburn. God knows you scream enough at him with your ignorant rants that make no sense now!
Mark Hallburn has done more for this county than all of you put together.
We’ll keep reading PutnamLIVE.com because it covers Putnam County. Go about your business complaining about the lack of Diet Mountain Dew and leave us alone. You don’t live here and you don’t matter.
John T. Reed
Scott Depot
Alrighty, then. Here’s where a little fact checking comes into play.
1. I was a statehouse reporter at The State Journal before becoming managing editor in 2003. If you’d like to verify that, you can definitely use your master skills and find the information. Also, you can read my reporting in The Washington Examiner. I’ve also been a news editor (that’s a copy desk chief) at the Wheeling News-Register, a copy editor at The Daily Mail and I ran a newspaper, you know, The State Journal (oh, but here’s where you tell me it’s not a real newspaper, just a Chamber of Commerce newsletter) for six years. I’m in the tenth largest media market in the country now as an editor. And, I’m sorry that you think what I do is “fluff.” If I were making PDFs of police reports, I’m sure that’d be much more hard-hitting and suitable to your tastes. Really, you should have fact checked yourself before you spouted off, because now you just look like an ass.
2. Tyler Hollywood is not “my” announcer. He’s his own man. Does his own thing. Just because he finds Mark fascinating doesn’t mean that anybody’s put him up to it. Give him credit for being his own man. Not a good argument.
3. I can think of a lot of reporters in West Virginia who have done more for investigative journalism that you could wrap your mind around. I’d explain it, but it’s pointless.
4. No, I wouldn’t be raising hell louder than Mark Hallburn because I don’t really think being an unmitigated maniac is any way to solve problems. Also, since when is fact checking someone on being less than honest screaming at him? I’ve been a hell of a lot less harder on him than half the people on that thread. But then again, I’m sure you took the time to read and research that, too. Ass.
5. You can read PutnamLive.com every day. I do. I’ve made no secret of that. But what you’ve shown me is you’re reading my site and you’re making me money doing it, so keep coming back. And, since it’s my site, I’ll write about anything I want. That’s what a blog is. I don’t know why it’s so hard for some people to understand the difference. You’re clearly one of them. Look up blog. Please. Just do me that favor.
6. You don’t live here. You don’t matter.
Ass.
Now, if you think you’re man enough to actually address me, my e-mail’s on the site. Otherwise, thanks for playing.
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I need a tshirt that reads, “I visited girlofwords.com and all I got with this lousy tshirt with a loud mouthed idiot that never shuts up” with Marks picture on it.
David. YES!
Hahahaha!
Yes! David! Way to go! How many is actually interested in this idea?
HAH! “Mark” me down for one!
How about “Welcome to Hurricane, WV, where Halliburn season lasts all year”?
TW
“Welcome to Hurricane, WV, largest-known source of Halliburn in the world”
“Welcome to Hurricane, WV. Have you tried the Halliburn?”
“After a long sweaty day, I call my balls the Hallburn twins”
Good god. I hop in the car for a 6 hour ride down to Long Island and I settle in for some catch up reading…of 104 posts on a new GOW blog topic?! Jesus H.
::chuckles::
Being that it is now 12:46, it’s much too late to respond to everything. So I say this. Mark? I have never seen anyone as far off the mark as you are. Hot n’ Juicy Rude is exactly right. I am my own man. I’m not her “radio announcer” as you put it. Matter of fact, and she can verify this, I asked for her permission to take this to the airwaves. On my own accord.
And I am really starting to think (though not totally sold) that Mark Hallburn doesn’t exist. If it were not for the fact he called into the show, I’d believe that there is no such person as Mark Hallburn.
Hmm … maybe Mark Halburn is like a fairy! Every time someone says “I don’t believe in Mark Halburn” one dies. And the only way to rescue them is to clap your hands!
I don’t hear anyone clapping…
Snoopy:
Look up the police reports aboput the axxidents.
Hurricane report-filed by Capt. Larry Wingo.
U.S. 35 report-flied by Dep. B.E. Donaho luck everyone.
I am finally done wasting my time on this blog. I’m done. Got a bisiness to run and a trip to prepare for. Good luck everyone.
Mark, are ya a bit stoned?
Who is Dep. B.E. Donaho Luck Everyone? Is that an Indian name, like Runs With Retards?
You have a “bisiness” to run? You mean that blog of yours? One would think a “bisiness” owner would know how to spell “business.”
You’re not going anywhere. You may be leaving this site because you have been ASSREAMED by a GIRL countless times, but we all know you’ll be updating your little blog tomorrow.
This has nothing to do with my research. I just came across it.
Hallburn -
Not a Mountaineers fan. Not from West Virginia. Just stuck here until we can sell our home… (oh really?)
Meanwhile, I am running my own company and making more money (part-time) than at WPDE without having to work with a couple of immature anchor and photog brats in an otherwise nice-people newsroom. (Seriously Mark? Everyone knows you think you are CNN Larry King, but you aren’t. You are just upset that girlofwords is a better journalist than you, is a female, younger, and did you in).
As for leaving old stories on a web site just to piss someone off, don’t punish your readers just to show you are incompetent! (Maybe this is just proof people hate you this much. How abour removing some of the stories on your website and update IT).Real professionals don’t play newsroom games. (I think your Walmart Blog is a newsroom game). But you wouldn’t know anything about professionalism! (Neither do you Marko). The content of your web site proves that and your comments here prove that! (What about your comments here Mark?).
A guy named “Spike” posted this: The retard who posts “news stories” on his website about dogs pooping in his yard is criticizing someone else’s site?
Here’s the direct link, enjoy:
http://openline.medialine.com/showthread.php?p=524474#post524474
I will get the report. What exactly is snoopy suppose to look at Mark? What do I need to make Snoopy aware of?
Mark,
As to the link in post #115
I think you better re-think, about running down the state you live in. Although I guess you were not born here so, I guess I can (maybe), overlook it.
Maybe your just like your blog, (opps news website), your not really here, and are in some other state.
Maybe you have microphones set up in the house across from Wal-Mart to awaken you when those farting flies buzz to near your equipment.
I, myself am glad to hear you were transplanted here and will soon weather like weeds.
You see we are hillbillies, we don’t live in $350.000.00 homes. Hell some of us are thankful that Wal-Mart will leave a few of the big boxes out, rather than crushing them so we can live in a Sony house. I myself prefer, a Panasonic split level.
You see it is not how much your home is worth or were you live, but how you treat your friends.
Maybe, that is why it is so hard for you to understand.
You don’t have any friends!
http://www.whittierch.org/
Contact information:
City Hall
Attn: Former Citizens Who Ridded of Mark Hallburn, (HELP US!)
13230 Penn Street
Whittier, CA 90602
(562) 945-8200
The oven just warmed up…can Mark take it?
Hey bafoon!
I just one upped you. What are you gonna do about it?
Huh?
Huh?
That’s what I thought.
Nothin.
Good Day.
Can I get a t-shirt that says “I’m hot n juicy rude”?
Doesn’t making up people and creating letters by them for his blog make him a liar? Hmmmmmmmm?
Hurricane Resident:
How about a girlofwords float in the parade on July 4th? See how many people applaud it!
That’s actually an amazing idea Snoopy.
I’d also hire a chick and some fat guy, with her chasing him around the float.
He’d have to wear a Wal-Mart smock and have a fake press pass for the ultimate effect.
Press pass the size of a sandwich board.
No Walmart smock. That would belittle the business!
He would have to wear a pair of those thin knit shorts with a sleevless knit shirt that doesn’t cover that gigantic stomach. (Belly here in WV) and for shoes, a pair of flops.
The “press” pass around his neck and and a camera in his hand .
The middle could be the Walmart sign! I can get the trailer and truck to pull it! Fill it full of people wearing GoW t-shirts.
We could have the t shirts printed here in the valley at a nominal cost if it would be okay with Jacque.
Hey! The best thing would be to have Jacque here to portray herself!!! I am sure we could get someone to portray the “publisher”!
Snoopy,
I love this idea. I just saw it. Hmm, should be fairly easy to set up.
GoWs T-Shirts. Oh yeah!
Wonder if Wal-Mart and the city would let us put up a sign as you drive up Wal-Mart hill advertising this website.
Shithead always likes to scream libel.
Well guess what fatso?
You’re libel-proof.
Why?
You’re incapable of further defamation–e.g., your position in the community is so poor that defamation could not do further damage to you. You’re “libel-proof,” since in most jurisdictions, actual damage is an essential element for a libel claim. Essentially, the defense is that you have such a bad reputation before the libel, that no further damage could possibly have been caused by the making of the statement.
Hmm, I got an idea. Let me brainstorm on it. I will be right back after these short brainstorm messages…..
Mark, a, dick you are. Everyone hates you and sometimes, just better to go away, is it. Be wise for you to allow GoWs to educate you on the ways of respectfulness, would it. Attempted to show you the path but you continue to ignore it, lee and many others here have. Never sell your house at $350,000, you will.
Be back, will I. Yeesssssss.