Man, sorry guys. I apparently led you astray.
GOW:
YOU’RE WRONG AGAIN!
Had you done your homework, you would know that I used to work with TMZ’s Harvey Levin at KCBS-TV-2 in Los Angeles in 1989. I check TMZ regularly to find out about crap going on back home. I linked from his page, not your site, hours before you posted the story. I also contacted Mike Agnello and suggested that he discuss it on 58 LIVE. You can verify the conversation with a phone call.
Many thanks!
Mark Hallburn
Publisher
www.PutnamLIVE.com
Putnam County’s News Leader
My response:
Could you send me a scan of your drivers license so I can post this as a letter to the publisher?
The quote-unquote Publisher’s response:
NFW
(In this case, I’m willing to drop the requirement for the drivers license because I don’t know of anybody else who’d try to name drop BOTH Harvey Levin and Mike Agnello in the same sentence.)
Updated: Only because I love making a liar out of someone … Here’s the grab from my panel on when this contested KFC post was made.
For those unfamiliar with military time, that would be yesterday, June 17, 2009, at 8:11 p.m.
Popularity: 2% [?]







OH snippity-SNAP!
Tee-hee-hee… this has become a sad/guilty pleasure for me.
It’d be funny if he wasn’t lying. That story wasn’t on his site last night. It wasn’t on his site this morning until after I posted a comment saying that he couldn’t take credit for finding it because I did the work for him.
But of course, Harvey Levin’s not my best friend, and clearly, I have a reputation for making stuff up all the time like letters to the editor, so I’m not to be trusted.
Hey Jacque, are you sure that’s the real Mark HaLburn?
Do you have any DNA, stool or urine samples, fingerprints, or anything to prove that’s who you say it is?
You’re such a fucking crybaby liar, Mark. That story wasn’t there last night.
To answer your question, Lee, I didn’t think a drivers license scan or copies of recent utility bills in his name to prove residency were needed because nobody else is such a giant douchebag as to name drop Harvey Levin in this case …
If this is the KFC article, that article didn’t appear on MH’s blog until today…. late morning or thereabouts.
It is. Thank you, Peachy, for backing up that I’m neither wrong nor lying.
Yeah, I didn’t see it there a little after 6 this morning.
Oh, that’s two. Anybody else want to step up?
Or you want to call me a liar again, O Pathological One?
True dat.
However, if you would have done your homework. You would know Mark HaLburn does not know anybody from TMZ, TMI, People, or even Juggs.
If *I* had that many “contacts” in the biz I’d ask a brutha to hook me up with a job. Ya know…one that “ISN’T a hotel clerk or some stupid shit. One that could afford me and my fam to move.
Besides, why would someone at TMZ would want to hook up a NOBODY with a NOTHING blog with a story anyway? If anything, they’d be talking to a REAL journalist like Jacque, anyway…who has a REAL press pass and works for a REAL news organization, not a nobody with a nothing blog.
EPIC FAIL, Lil’ Markie, EPIC FAIL!
GOW:
My post from “Verify This” thread earlier this morning:
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Article today about Strayer University grand opening, which is a good thing, but the writer has to get the jab and back handed slap in with opening comments. This really wants me to read his reporting, I’m done with reading his articles. Nothing but sex offenders, jail inmates, DUI’s, lawsuits, etc. and when there is an article he has to get the jabs in….
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I would have noted the KFC article, once again it was NOT on the biggen’s blog until late morning…..I think “BB” sounds good for future reference….
I think what Mark fails to understand is how many people are checking his site now since what will heretoforth be known as “The Imaginary Letter Incident of 2009.”
If that story would have been on the pathological one’s site last night, I wouldn’t have posted mine expressly because the last thing I need him to think that highly of himself.
But then again, Harvey Levin and I don’t summer at Catalina together.
Well, clearly, Peachy, we all missed it. HOURS before me, he says. Which would have been, presumably, any time from noon to 8 p.m. yesterday.
Anybody? Anybody?
Hmmm..according to TMZ, the story was posted at:
Jun 17th 2009 6:29PM by TMZ Staff
Yes. And according to my stats, Mark tried to post a comment to the story last night at 9:02 p.m.
Hours, guys. Hours.
So, Mark claims to have “trumped” GOW on this? Then says he spoke with Mike Agnello about this and that a phone call can verify it.
So, Mark, ok lets say somebody DID want to verify that…did you talk to Mr. Agnello yesterday after you posted the story or today?
Just curious.
“NFW.”
Such language directed at a lady.
Your parents must be overwhelmingly proud of you.
(That’s what you’d say, right?)
Sheesh! Mark does not know the meaning of STFU.
I really think he is trolling and baiting here to bring readers to PutnamLies.
CGarison,
I think you are so right. His business would go under if the GoW’s readers didn’t go putnamlies.blog to see just how outrageous he is getting.
She is not only drawing to her site, but to his also. He should be so very thankful to her.
True dat.
I think Jacque posted a JPEG of his hit counter, and from the looks of it he averaged around 3-400 hits A MONTH!
EPIC FAIL!
After his Fatness decided to take on Jacque with hilarious results, his readership doubled….and not because he’s a “news leader”…more like an oddity, kinda like the bearded lady at the circus. You want to laugh, but you strangely keep coming back to look…
Yes, he has her and the rest of us to thank. I never patronize his sponsors because of their supporting him.
If we quit going there to see what he is lying about today, he won’t get any “hits”.
Leave Mark the Publisher alone, all you big city cyber windbags!!!
He’s a great West Virginian-Californian-Amurrican!
If it wasn’t for Mark, well, Putnam Co. would just, well, it would, umm, you know, kinda, like … Oh! I know! Be overrun by Mexicans, crooked politicians, blue-smocked Walmart storm troopers and people with cell numbers from Charleston!!!!
And his mommy-in-law’s house is worth waaaaaay more than $350! Or was that $350,000? Anyway, it’s a ‘spensive place.
And I will gladly provide an email scan of my driver’s license as proof of my indignity.
Corduroy,
John T. Reed
Scott Depot, WV