AttentionWhore

You know, it’s just not even funny anymore. It’s moved from funny to ridiculous.

Please check out Mark’s latest attempt at relevance here:

Driving Miss Hallburn (Crazy)

Apparently, Mark decided to post comments on Lee’s blog as me, and think, in his infinite wisdom, Lee wouldn’t know the difference.

Oh, wait, you were just setting him up again, weren’t you Mark? That’s right. You’re smarter than all of us combined.

You know, in a way, I’m flattered that you’re pretending to be me. It occurred to me after this stunt at Lee’s blog that you must be incredibly jealous of me, which was why you thought to use my name to leave comments.

It’s clear I have everything you don’t — an actual journalism career, respect, a strong and fun online following, an outgoing and engaging personality, physical attractiveness, recognition, mental stability, creativity, computer skills … I could go on, but why? It’s useless. You’re just going to ignore it all and move on to the next great attempt to show us all how great you are and how we peasants should be blessed by your mere presence.

But, really, if you’re going to keep pretending to be me, work on the style and grammar or it’s going to be a dead giveaway.

**UPDATE: 11:20 p.m.**

This just happened.

aimguest5889903 (11:09:15 PM): I never wrote to Lee… Don’t spread shit that isn’t true!
girlofwords (11:09:34 PM): You say you didn’t post those comments to Lee today pretending to be me?
girlofwords (11:10:29 PM): I’m just trying to figure out what you’re saying. That’s all.
girlofwords (11:11:10 PM): Because, again, since your reading skills are absolutely deplorable, I know I never said you wrote to Lee. I did say, though, that you posted comments on Lee’s blog pretending to be me.
aimguest5889903 (11:11:42 PM): Didn’t happen….
girlofwords (11:11:53 PM): oh, so it was just someone else with your IP using your computer to post them?
girlofwords (11:12:03 PM): Do you actually believe the stuff that comes out of your face or are you really that far gone?
girlofwords (11:13:00 PM): Mark, it was you. Period. It’s your IP. The same one I’ve got blocked. The same one you’ve posted from since the beginning. That same, exact, static IP posted those comments to Lee’s site. So you can own up to it or keep lying. It’s your choice.
aimguest5889903 (11:13:20 PM): Say whatever you want. I have NOTHING to say to Lee, don’t want ANYTHING to do with that slimeball.
girlofwords (11:13:31 PM): Mark, it’s not a “say whatever I want.”
girlofwords (11:13:42 PM): Jesus. Do you know how much easier things would be if you just told the truth?
aimguest5889903 (11:13:45 PM): Do you have ANY idea how many of his ex-coworkers have written to me?
girlofwords (11:13:46 PM): Seriously.
girlofwords (11:14:11 PM): Oh, I’m sure it’s in the hundreds by now.
aimguest5889903 (11:14:22 PM): Seriously. The man is known as an incompetent radio wanna be who is also an ahole.
girlofwords (11:14:50 PM): I’m not sure I understand what that has to do with anything, but OK.
aimguest5889903 (11:14:51 PM): And you enable him by posting his drivel…
girlofwords (11:15:02 PM): You enable him by posting to his site pretending to be me.
girlofwords (11:15:06 PM): You enable a lot of this.
girlofwords (11:15:22 PM): Seriously, do you know how much easier your life would be if you just told the truth?

aimguest5889903 is offline (11:15:33 PM)

… I guess he didn’t have much use for being honest about what he did.

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