blockbuster

As reported in today’s Washington Post (via Reuters), Blockbuster is set to close up to 960 stores by end of 2010.

Anybody distressed by this? Anybody?

Maybe it’s because Blockbuster and I have never had a good relationship, despite my best efforts to be the most stellar customer in the history of movie rental. Back in my WVU days, it was the best place to get movies.

… Until the day I handed a video to my friend Eric as I was on my way out of town and said, “Return this for me?”

He did return it. A good 96 hours after it was due. And after I was back for the weekend and I said, “You take the movie back?” and he assured me with boisterous enthusiasm that he did.

I didn’t learn that he’d taken it back late until I moved to Wheeling and I went to their Blockbuster to try to rent a movie.

“You seem to owe $37.96 in late fees for a movie rented in Morgantown, W.Va., in February 1999.”

“… What?”

By then, Eric was just lucky he lived too far away to learn the value of taking things back on time as taught by a sock full of quarters.

The following year, I moved to Charleston, W.Va. I didn’t open up a Blockbuster account right away because I was worried that this stuff magically followed you and if I tried, I’d get denied at the register and all of the people waiting in line behind me would give me a hairy eyeball and whisper about the delinquent holding everybody up. Finally, on a move of courage, I went for it, and to my surprise, I was cleared!

I maybe rented movies there four times, because around then, the birth of OnDemand came and we all realized we never needed to leave the house again. In fact, I’d forgotten all about my account at Blockbuster until I got a letter from a collection agency telling me if I didn’t give them their copy of “27 Dresses” back, they were going to turn me in.

What?

Yeah, it turns out my former husband’s then girlfriend (wow … work that one out for a minute, if you need) had rented them with his card, which was still technically my card and never took it back. I got it cleared up pretty quickly when I assured the manager of the store that I’d sooner gouge out my own eyes than watch a movie starring Katherine Heigl.

Sigh. The article says Blockbuster has some serious competition from Redbox, which is totally foreign to me. I’d never lived anywhere with a Redbox until I moved to suburban D.C. Admittedly, the Redbox is pretty cool.

Sign of the times or sign of a poorly run business? Discuss.

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