I think we all knew they’d get us one way or another …
There’s a national Eggo waffle shortage.
So, for the people like me who may be well into adulthood but eat like they’re seven, this could be putting a hurt on your Saturday morning sausage-egg-cheese-Eggo sandwiches until 2010.
I smell conspiracy. And maple syrup.
Popularity: 1% [?]
Flooding led to a waffle shortage? Now, if Al Gore had told us THIS would happen as a result of climate change, people would have been motivated!
This is truly a crisis for Kellogg’s.
As the shortage drags on, what if people, searching for something else to demand that their spouses and children “leggo”, go out and buy waffle irons, then discover that they taste better without added thiamin mononitrate and pyridoxine hydrochloride?
Or, worse, yet… what if people switch to hot pockets for breakfast?
No, say it isn’t so! We just ate the last of the Lego Eggo’s for dinner last night at our house! What the heck am I gonna eat on Saturday for breakfast? Worse yet, I may have to cook to feed the kids breakfast…no, we still have a full box of Fruity Pebbles…whew.
I’m more upset about this than the Remote Control guy. No disrespect, but Eggos were always much more fulfilling than a half hour of that show. Maybe that’s why I was the fat kid growing up.
What the fuck is this shit?
GYEHHHHH
I know. This has been a really, really crappy week.
Let’s put this on record, right here: Someone screws with my McChicken, someone dies. I can only handle so much, and I’m at my limit.
JSB: Huge fan of self-waffle creating. That gives me an idea for this weekend. Oh, and it’s always good to see you.
And thank you for reminding me of the time in my life where I did eat Hot Pockets for breakfast every day. Mmm. Delicious Hot Pockets.
This is not a bother as I make the best waffles on the east coast.
Yea, they are that good. My pancakes are even better at 5/8″ of thick fluffy goodness. I can’t wait for Sunday morning and pancakes.