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Is it wrong that every day, I get to read about the food in the finest restaurants in town, and the biggest lament I have is, “I’ve never been to Popeye’s.”

I’ve been to a Bojangles a couple of times, but those in the know tell me Bojangles is the weak, loser cousin of Popeye’s.

Maybe it’s my solid, Ohio Valley upbringing, but nothing excites me about seeing a menu that reads, “Rare ahi tuna with a wasabi glaze with organic duck liver and sweetbreads from the most delicious of livestock.”

I’m sure that stuff’s delicious. Maybe it’s because I’m a critter, but I have no cravings for that kind of stuff.

Have I eaten in a few of D.C.’s best restaurants? Sure. Were they great? Absolutely. Did I throw up a little when I saw the check? Oh, yes.

I remember when my parents came to visit this past summer, and we ate at the inappropriately named Tastee Diner in Silver Spring. For the four of us, it was about $50 and my father was in shock, and naturally, a little grousey about it. I could only imagine his face if he could have seen the $250 lunch I had once. Once.

It’s like my friend who says “tapas” is Spanish for “overpriced tiny portions.” I just saw this Popeye’s commercial that promises me more chicken than one human could possibly consume, plus sides, plus biscuits, for $9.99.

(There’s something comforting about that “.99″ isn’t there? It’s not $10! It’s $9.99! It’s all a lie!)

Now, I’m sure some of the more refined palates of D.C. who may stop by this blog will be offended that I’d much rather someone take me to Popeye’s than Central. They may even question my sanity, and that’s cool. I do, too, most days.

But I have to know … is Popeye’s worth the hype? I don’t want this to be like the really high-end place I went to with buzz only to be let down. Sure, it’s a cheaper letdown, but it’s a letdown all the same.

(Seriously … this is the kind of stuff that goes through my mind as I occasionally glance at the TV at work. I’m a boring, not complex individual.)

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