When I went home for Christmas, I passed this store on the way down. The store’s in Moundsville, and I guess it must be new, because I’ve never seen it before.
It’s a shipping store called “Goin’ Postal.”
Am I the only one who feels kind of icky about this? It’s a real company with franchises everywhere. In addition to this one, there are two in the eastern panhandle and one in Hurricane (wow, these jokes write themselves sometimes, don’t they?).
I mean, I realize (like The Other Paige said when I asked her about it) that it’s become sort of a joking term, but I mean, to name your business after a term that basically got coined in the name of insanity and murder?
Helter Skelter Bagels, can I take your order?
Ted Bundy Medical Supplies, where crutches are our specialty.
John Wayne Gacy Clown College and Building Supply, proudly serving Elgin for 30 years.
It seems odd in that context, doesn’t it?
Or am I just losing it because it’s early, I’m moderately caffeinated, I’m behind on what I need to get done, I’ve got my sister’s head cold and I’m annoyed at a persistent reporter?
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I have a few by my house. It actually makes me giggle. =)
As my friend Dean just told me, I have a gift for finding wonderful examples of inappropriateness in society.
I would be a fan of…
Jeffrey Dahmer’s Finger Lickin’ Good Chicken Shack
Don’t forget the ever popular Curl Up & Dye salon.
I am a huge fan of Curl Up and Dye. That is pretty flippin’ sweet.
I don’t see what the big deal is honestly. I think it’s a cool name. Not thing I’d get upset over though. I actually have one by my house that I use often.
We all know the USPS sucks a bunch of balls.
*Not anything
Yeah, this isn’t some sort of cause I’m on. More observational humor. Your entire business name centers around people who lost their minds and shot up places.
I’m all over the bagel one. Do they sell Sesame seed with Strawberry cream cheese?
And then there’s this guy – a urologist named Dr. Cockburn.
Gah! Of all of the medical fields he could have chosen, why? Why, Dr. Cockburn?
OMFG The medical one is golden.
It’s like being a doctor in Utah and your name is Dr. Clowncar
When I was home I saw the one in Teays Valley. I had the same reaction, Jacque.
Yeah, it’s not so much an “I’m offended” as a “What … the …?” I just want to know what was going on in that marketing meeting that someone said, “This is *such* a good idea!”
Scary coincidence?
Name of guy who shot up Dana Point, California post office: Mark Hilbun.
Name of your favorite blogger: Mark Halburn.
Didn’t Halburn used to live in Dana Point?
Mark: I see your comment in spam where it belongs. By the way, that’s not a Hawaii IP address. That’s your house. So, I hope you’re having fun on your imaginary vacation to Hawaii. Ass.
I’m not sure, Jerry. Was that before or after he was governor of California while being the morning drive time anchor of Califonia’s biggest news radio station, the 6 p.m. anchor of California’s biggest evening newscast and the editor of the Los Angeles Times while playing backyard basketball with Magic Johnson? I get so confused …
Hey, *cough* Blair. I pulled your comment. Why? Because I don’t deal with Sybill and his multiple personalities anymore. Which hurts his feewings.
Fuck you, Mark. Just fuck you.
You are the lowest fucking form of humanity, and if there is a God, you’ll finally stroke out and die in 2010. And I sincerely mean that. I sincerely want you to die.
Then he can be with his stillborn daughter and make her eternal rest a living hell.
Jacque, you rule!
I tell ya, I figured he would be having a Luau with all his celebrity friends!